I got this test sent via email (More humor)

The goal of the test is to find out if I'm a Democrat, Republican or Southerner. I'm a Republican with tendencies to Triple-Tap. (Why fire one round down range when three can ensure a dropped target?)

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be  found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted  street with your wife and two small
children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with  a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams  obscenities,  raises the  knife, and charges
at you . . .

You are carrying a Kimber 1911  cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches  you and your  family . What  do you
do?


THINK  CAREFULLY AND  THEN SCROLL  DOWN:



Democrat's  Answer:


Well, that's  not enough information to answer the question!

What is a Kimber 1911 cal . 45  ACP?

Does the man look poor or  oppressed?

Is he really a  terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

Have I ever done anything to him  that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I  possibly swing the  gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?

What does the law say about this  situation?

Does the pistol  have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun  anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my  children?

Is it possible he'd  be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me,  or would  he be content just to wound
me?

If I were to grab his knees and  hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing  me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so  deserted?

We need to raise  taxes, have paint & weed day .

Can we make this a happier,  healthier street that would discourage such
behavior .

I  need to debate this with  some friends for a few days and try to come to
a consensus .

This is all so confusing!


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Republican's  Answer:

BANG!



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Southerner's   Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG!
BANG  ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click . . . . . (Sounds of reloading)
BANG!   BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping,  Daddy!'
'Were  those the  Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next  one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't  taking that to the Taxidermist!