Joke question, but really?
Some blue water along with warm breezes would sure be nice. We have the good weather here in North Florida today and I have the islands and faraway places firmly in mind.
Jerry Jeff Walker has been in heavy rotation on my square music thingy (much to the chagrin of the Spousal Unit) but that's because I have always returned to the country/rock/reggae for the way that particular brand of music brings back memories of pretty places with nicer people. Especially those particular harbors I visited with She Who Will Be Obeyed.
Belize gets a regular dose of hurricane coverage, though. Darn it. I dislike bad weather of any kind and I guess places like Belize will only be visited with short vacations. Only the rich and homeless get to migrate like birds to warm weather.
Free beer, tomorrow!