OPORDER 01-10

Uh oh; This just in on the teletype. Boat looks like this right now. This mission has not been planned but we shall comply to the best of our abilities;

IMMEDIATE
o 02202010Z 0700Z
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From: CNHF JACKSONVILLE, FL
To: MAOGWAICAT
Subj: DEPLOYMENT WARNING ORDER 02201200Z// OPERATION SUMMERZCOOL 10
REF: (1) CHANGES IN LATITUDES, CHANGES IN ATTITUDES


1. (U)PROCEED AT FASTEST PIM TO JACKSONVILLE MEMORIAL PARK FOR SUPPORT OF OPERATION "SUMMERZCOOL10". BARCO SIN VELA SHALL BE UNDERWAY NO LATER THAN 0700 LOCAL FOR DOWNTOWN JACKSONVILLE IN COMPANY WITH PLAYMATE FYC FLORIDA ROOM.

2. (U)UPON ARRIVAL DOCK AND PROVIDE SUPPORT TO ALLIED FORCES 0800 LOCAL FOR DOCKSIDE MEETING OF MINDS FOR FFT TO VETERAN MEMORIAL STADIUM FOR MASS GATHERING ISO CORAL REEFER BAND LED BY JIMMY BUFFETT. MAINTAIN LOOKOUT OF SHARKS WHO SWIM ON LAND AND ALL FINE CHIQUITAS BEARING BEVERAGES. MISSION JUMP OFF PLANNED FOR 2000 LOCAL.

3. (U) UNIFORM OF DAY SHALL BE FLORAL ISLAND APPAREL AND OTHER CAMOFLAGE TO OBSCURE TRUE IDENTITY. MAOGWAICAT AUTHORIZED FULL FUNDING FOR VICTUALS WHICH SHALL INCLUDE LIMES, BARLEY POPS, GUACAMOLE, STRAWS AND UMBRELLAS FOR FROSTY DRINKS. SALT FOR MARGARITAS SHALL BE DIFFICULT TO PROCURE, BE READY TO SUBSTITUTE. FULL DRESS SHIP IS EXPECTED, BRING ALL FLAGS TO FLY.

4. (U) BARCO SIN VELA AUTHORIZED OVERNIGHT LOITER IN VICINITY OF STADIUM. ENSURE CREW PREPARED TO ENCOURAGE BOARDERS.

5. (U) FINS UP!!! COMNAVHOMEFRONT SENDS.

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I haven't been to one of these concerts in 15 years. I have video tape of the tailgate party back then (Wish I knew how to transfer to blog!). We had the best time ever, before and after the concert. It has always been a dream to have our boat there.

This may get quite ugly.

Cover me; I'M GOING IN!!!!!