Saturday, March 9, 2013

Passing some humorous musings on to you;

Got this from Phil the Viater;

***** 23 ADULT TRUTHS  ****** 

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my  watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 
2. Nothing  sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're  wrong. 
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I  was younger. 
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 
5. How the  **** are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 
6. Was learning cursive  really necessary? 
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on  # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 
8.  Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person  died. 
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of  tired. 
10. Bad decisions make good stories. 
11. You never know  when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you  just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 
12.  Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to  have to restart my collection...again. 
13. I'm always slightly terrified  when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my  ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 
14.  I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when  they call. 
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 
16. I  disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night  more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay. 
17. I wish Google Maps had  an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.     Indeed.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the  fine line between boredom and hunger. 
19. How many times is it  appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still  didn't hear or understand a word they said? 
20. I love the sense of  camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting  in at the front. 
21. Shirts get dirty.  Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them  forever. 
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating  their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on  the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3  feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. 
23.  The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first  helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize  that their brain is also important. 
Ladies.....Quit  Laughing.

Had a fun evening at the Yacht Club and as a result stayed night on Barco. We will take a walk around the 'hood and then return for some traveling on the Ol' Man.

Have fun out there, 'cuz we will!

Oh, listen to this great new BB song; I love the new CD:

1 comment:

Buck said...

Oh, listen to this great new BB song;

Suddenly it's... 1963!

(Sounds a LOT like "Surfer Girl." Just sayin'.)